Post Cards from the In-Laws: or (What are you trying to say?)

My in-laws went to California for a wedding and sent this postcard.

And no… it wasn’t a “same gender” wedding! 😁

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This postcard brings up a few questions.

1. Did they leave the wedding to tour Alcatraz?
2. Are they comparing marriage to maximum security imprisonment?
3. And what are they implying by, “You guys would have loved San Francisco”?

What are they trying to say? I’m so confused. 😛

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Actually, my in-laws have accepted me into their family. To them, I’m not just my other half’s “friend”. They recognize that we are two men in love. They just don’t talk about it, which is why this postcard is so funny to me.  😊