if anything happens to her human,
Mary Ann comes to live with me.
Here, she’s got her eyes locked on a treat I’m bribing her with.
She’s got no interest in picture taking.
…or so she’d have you believe.
She might “pretend” not to like having her picture taken.
But there’s plenty of evidence to suggest
that she secretly knows just how cute she really is.
Though I suspect…
in a previous life,
she might have been a pin-up model.